Monday, November 14, 2016

Umberhulk (9/27/10)

A bug but a bear? Picking an axe not a pickaxe?

It's all in the look.

A crane, not a bird, fly's carts full of ore does it?

A friend, now a foe! Sorry about those arrows.

Oh dear, deer for dinner? No honey.

No sweets?! But its such a large inn sight.

You understand? You know?

Of course not, I yes. See, its all in the stare.

I checked the stairs and saw it in half.

Nothing there? I expected bugs.

Back to bugs? Bear with me.

Well now yer in serious trouble.

                        -Joonie Steamdrops
                           Gnomish Priestess of Tymora

(For the non-dungeons and dragons geek: Umberhulks are monsters that cause confusion in others with their eyes. There are also creatures in dnd called bugbears.)

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